"Du er til at stole på"

Hej,


Fik lige en af disse fine 'Nigeria' mails i min Gmail indbakke her for en time siden.
Ikke fordi dette fænomen er noget nyt, men jeg har til dato ikke fået en med så ringe engelsk. Den er lige blevet smidt gennem babelfisk, oversat til grønlandsk og derefter oversat igen.

Men her er Emailen, jeg fik et godt grin ... Hot heart?


"From Frank And Nadsh Konah
Cote D'ivore West Africa
Address No :03 BP Cocody
Abidjan West Africa
 
Hello Dear One,
This is with a hot heart that I offer you my friendship.  All time this contact could seem to you strange, for we dont know each other for the first time and let not us have personal to the paravent of the reports of matters.  I ask humbly you to take in consideration this that I and you revèle considering This  importance and of these immense advantages.  My name is NADSH KONAH, from  Sierra Leone. But Residencing here in Cote Divore West Africa.  
 
I have something of very important one thing  that I would want  you to help me with your permission to entrust you.  I inherited of my defunct father the sum of ($9,700 000 ) Deposited in the bank here by my Late Father Dr Ibrahim Konah USD nine million saven hundred thousand American dollars).  I want to invest this money in your country with a very honest person and especially in an activity sector profitable of your choice.  I await your response in order to give you more complete explanations.After the conclusion of this transaction I will offer you 15%of the total sum for your assistance.
 
Waitting of your Communications that we can discuss modalities concerning the transaction. Hoping to hear  from you with anticipation.
Thank-you and God bless you
My sincere greetings,
Frank And Nadsh Konah
NB: i will like you to come down hear in Abidjan"


Den sidste sætning har fået mig til at tænke, så jeg er ved at pakke mit fakta net med tøj og har bestilt billet til Abidjan i Vest Afrika. Så vi ses om 2 uger.