Gamemakerman's blog
19-08-2007 - 01:00

Comic relief...

Efter at det har gået med højtryk på at bringe jer en anmeldelse af Bioshock, så skal jeg lige have dampet lidt af og derfor kommer her 10 facts om Chuck Norris:

1. Guns don't kill people. Chuck Norris kills People.

2. Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

3. When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.

4. Chuck Norris is responsible for China's over-population. He hosted a Karate tournament in Beijing and all women within 1,000 miles became pregnant instantly.

5. According to Einstein's theory of relativity, Chuck Norris can actually roundhouse kick you yesterday.

6. When Chuck Norris plays Monopoly, it affects the actual world economy.

7. Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun.

8. Chuck Norris did not "lose" his virginity, he stalked it and then destroyed it with extreme prejudice.

9. There is no such thing as a lesbian, just a woman who has never met Chuck Norris.

10. There are four legal methods of execution in the United States: lethal injection, gas chamber, electric chair and Chuck Norris.

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