Sindsygt mærkelige spørgsmål :D

Tid til noget sjov igen :D her er et par sindsyge dumme spørgsmål:

Er en komiker i kørestol, stadig kaldet Stand up komiker ?

Hvorfor er røde knapper, altid vigtigst ?

Hvis ingen køber en bilet til en film, bliver den så stadig vist ?

hvis skaldede folk arbejder på en restuarant som kok, ska de så stadig have hårnet på ?

Hvis kongen er bøsse og gifter sig med en fyr, hva er den fyr så i den kongelige familie ?

hva sker der hvis alle hold i NFL går 8-8 ?

Hvorfor hader vi alle sammen mus, når vi alle sammen elsker Mickey Mouse ?

hvad var kaptajn klo's navn før han fik en klo ?

Hvorfor er det, at når folk bliver spurgt om 3 ting de gerne ville have med på en øde ø, at de aldrig svarer: en båd ?

:D Syntes sku de er gode :D har bare oversat dem så godt jeg nu kan inde fra en side, hvor der er masser af det møg :D

Homer Simpson Quotes

Tid til nogen citater, fra en af verdnes dummeste tegneserie figurer :D

I am so smart, I am so smart, s-m-r-t….I mean s-m-A-r-t.”

I’m in a place where I don’t know where I am!”

“You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson
is ‘never try’.”

“Ha ha! Look at this country! ? R U Gay!? Ha ha!”
(looking at Uruguay on the globe).

“Now go on, boy, and pay attention. Because if you do,
someday, you may achieve something that we Simpsons have dreamed
about for generations: You may outsmart someone!”
 
“Simpson-Homer Simpson, he’s the greatest guy in his-tor-y.
From the town of Springfield, he’s about to hit a chestnut tree….D’oh!”
(sung to the air of Flintstones theme song)

“D’oh!!!”

“Don’t let Krusty’s death get you down, boy. People die
all the time, just like that. Why, you could wake up dead tomorrow!
Well, good night

Yeah Moe that team sure did suck last night. They just
plain sucked! I’ve seen teams suck before, but they were the suckiest
bunch of sucks that ever sucked!”

:D :D :D Han er simpelthen fantastisk sjov :D bedste tegneserie der findes :D

Top ten Eagles' excuses

Top Ten Philadelphia Eagles' Excuses

10. "Spent two weeks practicing the coin toss."

9. "Discouraged by half time show's lack of nudity."

8. "We were missing 'Desperate Housewives'--who could think straight?"

7. "We're overwhelmed by the awe-inspiring metropolis that is Jacksonville."

6. "Oh, suddenly referees are too good to take bribes?!"

5. "Who really wants to get Gatorade dumped on them?"

4. "Should have campaigned harder in Ohio."

3. "It's totally unfair, the Patriots are really good."

2. "Maybe being from the land of cheese steaks ain't a good thing."

1. "When Tom Brady looked at us with those gorgeous eyes, we just melted."


Den er selvfølgelig fra det geniale show: David Letterman, han lavede den top ten i forbindelse med Patriots sejr over Eagles i Super bowl :P