Homer Simpson Quotes

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I am so smart, I am so smart, s-m-r-t….I mean s-m-A-r-t.”

I’m in a place where I don’t know where I am!”

“You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson
is ‘never try’.”

“Ha ha! Look at this country! ? R U Gay!? Ha ha!”
(looking at Uruguay on the globe).

“Now go on, boy, and pay attention. Because if you do,
someday, you may achieve something that we Simpsons have dreamed
about for generations: You may outsmart someone!”
 
“Simpson-Homer Simpson, he’s the greatest guy in his-tor-y.
From the town of Springfield, he’s about to hit a chestnut tree….D’oh!”
(sung to the air of Flintstones theme song)

“D’oh!!!”

“Don’t let Krusty’s death get you down, boy. People die
all the time, just like that. Why, you could wake up dead tomorrow!
Well, good night

Yeah Moe that team sure did suck last night. They just
plain sucked! I’ve seen teams suck before, but they were the suckiest
bunch of sucks that ever sucked!”

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